Death of a legend

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone..... but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson (1937-2005)

Things are here
Things venture astray
Things reappear
Before fading away

Instructions on how to lose $50 cash on Party Poker:

Play and win a Step 1 tourney while simultaneously losing $25 on a cash table.

Play and win a Step 2 tourney

Play a Step 3 tourney and raise from early position with KQ suited and milk a guy for 550 chips on a 6,7,K,8,10 board before he reraised me 200 of my remaining 300 chips on the river, revealing his A,9 offsuit which he doublerunnered into a straight.

Somehow rebound 100 chips into 6th place and get a Step 2 entry again.

Build $14 up to $22 and play a $22 tourney with my last cash- get 1st and am back up to $102

Lose the Step 2 on the first hand to a guy who thought his pocket 6's were good vs. 3 people and runnered a straight against my AK (pair of K's and 5 high straight).

Lose the $102 on a $33 tourney (4th), a $28 Party Poker Million IV qualifier (KK loses all-in preflop to QQ on a 2500 chip pot), and two $25 PLO tables where whatever deity exists rejoices in pissing all over me with various runner-runner beats.

Rinse, wash, repeat and you'll be living on the street in no time!!

***Afternote***

Props to Josh Smith for dominating the dunk contest and paying homage to the original "human highlight film" Dominique Wilkens. We should keep Smith, Harrington and Liu and cut the rest of our team and replace them with the And-1 team. Hot Sauce, Professor and the Helicopter would fill more seats than Antoine Walker shooting threes and backing people down with his fat ass.