Whatever you can do.. we can do worse

The Hawks and Hornets, two dominating franchises in the field of inepitude, are waging a high-stakes war to rid themselves of any players capable of winning games for them this year. First, the Hornets managed to dump off Jamal Mashburn and Rodney Rogers (both decent players) for Glenn "Big Dog" Robinson, whose game, as all Hawks fans know, most resembles a steaming dog turd. But uh oh, their star player, Baron Davis is primed to come back from his latest injury. No worries, trade him to the warriors for a has-been (Dale Davis), and a never-was (Speedy Claxton).

These insightful trades put the Hawks behind the eight-ball as our team may actually be 'gasp' superior in talent to another team's roster. Fortunately we moved swiftly and managed to dump Antoine Walker (our leading scorer) for Gary "the worn-out mitten" Payton, and Tom "YMCA" Gugliotta. With these formidable losers coming to town the race for the most ping pong balls is in full effect. Bring your worst Hornets.... literally.