Cruelty

You know what would be really cruel? To take a monkey and cage him up in the middle of the jungle where all he could do all day is sit in his cage and monkey around while staring at the beautiful, sunny, fun jungle and dream all of the adventures he could have out there. It would be even more cruel if this particular monkey was constipated and wanted to go to his little cave in the jungle and take a huge shit and he can't shit in his cage because who wants to shit at work and there are all kinds of monkey co-workers there and....

Least the cage gets unlocked at 4:30. Then the monkey business truly begins.