Five "isn't's" that I've learned recently

1. "Do you want to fuck tonight?" isn't the greatest pick-up line in the world.
2. Staying up all night and going bowling at 10:00 A:M isn't a great idea.
3. "It isn't going to hurt to go into work hungover and short on sleep" - is a lie.
4. My prediction that the Braves aren't going to the postseason isn't true.
5. Drugs, booze and gambling isn't what life is about.