One of these are true

1. Aced an ATP tour player.
2. Been locked up in three different jails.
3. Argued a drug supression motion in front of a judge for a client.
4. Been jumped.
5. Slapped by a 300+ pound black stripper for thinking she was a guy.

Fooled ya!! They are all true. Have a great weekend and play a trick on someone today!!

Here are some song lyrics to get you through the day:
"baby said that she liked it rough so I hit that pussy till she said she had enough
so check it out y'all heres the caper
she came back and tried to say that I raped her
she got a lawyer and she wants to sue but no baby I'm not going to be able to do
I said sike I aint going out like mike and I don't think that its funny when your fuckin with my money
yeah so thats when I had to flip the caper cause the horny man video taped her
and the Judge couldn't say a thing cause she was riddin on my dick like a porno queen
so this is going to that crocked bitch you can suck my dick while I light my spliff"-Fat Blunt Caper by Total Devastation