Ten Tantalizing Tidbits

1. Read this. Agree or disagree, the man raises some great points. You also get a glimpse of the type of crap Ann Coulter says that make me wish she would perish in a painful manner.

2. Want a tournament upset? Take N.C. State over Charlotte. Only a 10 seed over a 7 you say? Alright, take N. Iowa over Wisconsin as well. (Complete picks to come later).

3. Oh yeah, Duke ain't making the Final 4 either, bank on it.

4. So you like to read? Want to know more about why things happen and how the world works? Why shit always seems to fall apart? Here are some books for you- 1. 2. 3.

5. Kids.... don't smoke.

6. Are you a guy? Did you used to fantasize about doing all sorts of things to Britney Spears? Stop lying. Unfortunately she has become a used-up piece of white-trash. Don't believe me? Check it out here. (The funniest stuff is at the bottom of the page).

7. Robot: Well, this is going to take a long time, so you may want to get some snacks.
Frylock: No, no, that's all right. I think I can wait for it.
Shake: Well, I'M going to get food.
Robot: THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.
Frylock: Well, that still doesn't tell me why you...
Robot: I'm not finished. YOU should have gotten a snack. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train, " but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way.
Meatwad: Boy, this IS a long story. Maybe I WILL get something to eat.
Carl: Yeah, I think I'm gonna get drunk while I listen. (courtesy Aqua Teen Hunger Force).

8. Hmmm... so if Afghanastan was Eurasia, and Iraq is Eastasia, what is Iran gonna be?

9. There definitely is a God. And HE loves us.

10.But what ... is it good for?
- Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.