Have you ever.....

Ever met someone, introduced yourself and promptly forgotten their name immediately?

Ever been driving in your car and realized that you are traveling in "cruise control" to a destination that is nowhere where you originally had planned on going?

Ever been reading something and at the bottom of the page realize that you have no idea what it was that you just read?

Ever left the house and realize you just forgot the most important thing you needed for your expedition (work stuff, wallet, phone,etc?)

Ever been at home and realized that you forgot you had put something in the oven an hour or two ago and that you just burned up whatever you were cooking?

I BLAME IT ALL ON THE REEFER I HAVE CONSUMED OVER MY LIFESPAN.

happy 4/20