My idea for a reality TV show

First, you start out with two brain-dead, annoying twats who wouldn't be able to survive a month in the real world, except for the fact that they come from money and are moderately fuckable. Oh I don't know, lets call them Rome Richie and Nicole Hilton. And lets put these two on a remote island with five other strangers with "alternative lifestyles", so we can find out what happens when people stop being rude, and start getting fucked with. Of these five strangers, one of them will be an undercover operative working for the show called "the gopher". The gopher's job will be to systematically kill off all of the other strangers until he is alone with Rome and Nicole. Once this occurs he will present them with an immunity challenge from the axe murder that he has dished out four times already. This challenge will be of course, to play each other heads up at no-limit hold 'em. The loser of this match will be beheaded and fed to the rats while the winner will, of course, become the love slave of our psychopathic gopher. Once a child is born, other women will be flown in from network headquarters to assist our lovely couple in caring for the child. Once the baby grows to a reasonable age, 4 or so, it will be presented with the ultimate question of "who's your maternal unit?" A correct answer will ensure the child will be written into the testimentary document of the mother and will receive riches galore. A wrong answer and the child will be fired from the show, beheaded and fed to the rats.
Sounds pretty good, huh? I think I'll pitch this one to HBO, it may be a bit too tame for FOX.