Poetry time!

Although my short story writing skills are terribly rusty, our brilliant president continues to dazzle me with his brilliant but simplistic bushisms. Here is our nation's laureate now... (every verse is an actual bush quote).

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world. It’s a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

I admit it, I was wrong. The elections are going to be a piece of cake in Iraq. Gosh I'm glad we went over there. I'll bet everyone mentioned in this article is as well.