Hmmmm

Sunday evening may have gone on too long when:

1. You are there for "last call" at the bar.
2. You then proceed to another bar that stays open later.
3. You drink three more red bull and vodkas at said bar.
4. An incredibly ugly and fat girl attempts to whore herself at said bar.
5. You consider it (briefly)
6. You are there for the second "last call" of the evening.
7. You proceed to the strip club.
8. Shooter girls show their oral proficiencies and simulate sexual acts on each other with a lighter.
9. The third "last call" of the evening is heard.
10. Your head hurts at work from getting less than 3 hours of sleep.

This is all hypothetical mind you.