This sucks

I want to go to the beach.
I want to have water balloon fights.
I want to set off fireworks at night.
I want to go swimming.
I want to sit on a chair and read a book and drink a beer and watch the ocean.
I want to play drinking games and take beer bongs.
I want to look at girls in bikinis.
I WANT TO HAVE SPRING BREAK FROM WORK

Anyone got any leads on lotto numbers tonight? I would quit my job and become a pro poker player so fast it would make your head spin.