Friday, May 13, 2005

One-Track Mind

The Sun was Oppressively hot

This thought continuously wrote itself across the blackboard of his mind. He was powerless to stop it. He imagined this thought as a worm tunneling through his brain. Could it kill him? Was it a blood-sucking worm, devouring the grey matter until his head was but a hollowed-out shell? He drew upon his memories of childhood snowstorms, of sledding down frozen hills, of perfectly thrown snowballs wetly smacking against the face of his target. These were but momentary distractions however, as the relentless drumbeat of his single thought continued to pound away.

The Sun was Oppressively hot

He supposed he was going insane, as he couldn't even control his own mind anymore. He suddenly remembered the scene from the move pi when Max drills into his own skull because his thoughts were driving him insane. Then even the whisper of this memory was drowned out by the screaming monotony of this ONE FUCKING PHRASE.

The Sun was Oppressively hot The Sun was Oppressively hot The Sun was Oppressively hot
The Sun was Oppressively hot The Sun was Oppressively hot The Sun was Oppressively hot

He staggered around, his face a mask of confusion and pain, he could think no more, his thought pattern was a broken record, the mantra of his doom forever repeating. Suddenly his hands flew up to his throat and ripped and tore as best they could with his manicured nails. The thoughts slowed as his life blood seeped into the sand around him, and eventually stopped altogether.

Hours later his bloated and swollen body was found by another beachgoer and shortly thereafter the police arrived. "Damn its hot out here!", the first cop exclaimed.

NEXT REAL WORLD CAST MEMBER TO DIE ODDS:

Frankie: 2:1
Puck: 5:1
Eric Nies: 20:1
Mike "the Miz" 25:1
Neil 15:1
Karamo: 20:1

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5 Comments:

At 2:15 PM, Blogger It's me, @Moustachio said...

I'll take Eric Nies. Dude's gotta be like 70 by now. Plus I could easily see him strangling himself in a jump rope accident.

 
At 3:32 PM, Blogger xTx said...

i liked that.

was that prompted by the phrase being stuck in yer head?

 
At 8:22 AM, Blogger atlien said...

I know not from where the words come.

 
At 1:44 PM, Blogger atlien said...

A wizard manicured them with magic. Or he was gay. Or he enjoyed finger fucking. It can be like a choose-your-own adventure that way.

 
At 2:44 PM, Blogger atlien said...

Frankie "won". RIP. As always, the oddsmakers know.

 

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